How Early Are You?

My levels of Earliness:

• Elegantly Early, 2-3 min. early
• Casually Early, 4-6 min. early
• Stylishly Early, 7-10 min. early
• Just Plain Early, 10-14 min. early
• Fashionably Early, 15-19 min. early
• Absolute Earliness, 20 min. early
• Another One?! How early are you going to be?!
• Very, Early, 21-25 min. early
• Very, Very, Early, 25-30 min. early
• Very, Very, Very, Early, 30-35 min. early
• You get the point. Hopefully.

Maybe you have already noticed, but, its not cool to be on time anymore.