Hats, Hats, Hats

Hats.
What is fashion without hats? Incomplete.
Fashion is fashion without hats, its just the worst fashion ever.
No, you didn't guess it, I am not going to show you some funny hats. Sorry.
I am going to tell you about ways to wear a hat, on your head.
1. On your head.
2. Tilted to the left, on your head
3. Tilted to the right, on your head.
4. Tilted to the front, on your head.
5. Tilted to the back, on your head.
6. Upside down, on your head.
7. Not, on your head.
8. Falling off, on your head. (Wait! That doesn't make sense!)
9. In front of your face.
10. Pinned to your head, on your head.

Happy Hat Wearing!