Its a Deg! Short Story By The Fashioneur (Yes, it has anything to do with fashion. Wait! No it doesn't)

Charles and Suzie are walking down the street in New York. Charles can't speak english properly, Suzie can. Suzie is supposed to teach Charles english. She is very enthusiastic. (No she is not.)

Charles: "Look! It's a deg!"
Suzie: "What's a deg?"
Charles:"A deg is deg, like that one right there,"
Suzie:"You mean a dog?"
Charles:"Yes a deg!"
Suzie: "You say DOG not DEG!"
Charles: "Deg, I know, thats what I said."

Suzie: "No. Dog. Dog. Dog. Not deg!"

Charles: "Yes. I said deg. Deg. Deg. Deg. Not dog!"

Suzie: "You say dog! Not deg!

Charles: "Deg."

Suzie: (Sigh) "Okay, say deg."

Charles: "Oh, dog."

Suzie: (Sigh)

5 Minutes Later.

Charles: "Look! Its a talkcy"

Suzie: "A talkcy?! What?!"

Charles: "You know, one o' them yellow caus."

Suzie: "Yeah, a taxi, yellow car"

Charles: "Yeah, a talkcy, a yellow caur"

Suzie: (Sigh) "You say taxi, not talkcy!"

Charles: "Yeah, talkcy."

Suzie: "Okay no, you say talkcy."

Charles: "Oh, Taxi."

10 Minutes Later.

Charles: "Look its a deg, in a talkcy, next to another yello caur!"

Suzie: (Sigh) "Yeah. Its a deg, in a talkcy, next to another yello caur. Yay. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me." (Sarcastically)

THE END