The New York Times says, (Kind Of)

In the New York Times, Thursday Styles today, I saw an add for Barneys New York. It said, "Have a Witty Holiday". The Holiday Season, is pretty much over. Today is New Years Eve.
Here are my thoughts:

• Yes, I will have a "Witty Holiday" Next Year.
• Witty and Kitty rhyme. That has nothing to do with anything, but I did in fact (I did not know that in fact, was two words) think about that.
• The definition of witty, 
  
  

  1.	possessing wit in speech or writing; amusingly clever in perception and expression: a witty writer.

  2.	characterized by wit: a witty remark.

  3.	British Dialect. intelligent; clever.

  So I should have an amusingly clever holiday, or an intelligent holiday, next year? Okay, I'll write that down.