Golden Globes Best and Worst Dressed, In My Opinion

Worst Dressed: (and my comments)

1. Cher-"Sorry Cher , but, it's not Haloween."
2. Mariah Carey-"I think your dress is falling off."
3. Drew Barrymore-"Look! There's a porcupine on your shoulder, and a hedgehog on your hip!"
4. Diane Kruger-"Someone Help! She's being eaten by a flower!"
5. Julianne Moore-"Oh Look! It's an 80's vacuum cleaner!"
6. Tea Leoni-"Sorry ma'am, the business conference is that way."
7. Jennifer Morrison-"Good! We need a mop, the carpet is getting really wet."
8. Fergie-"Oh, you forgot the fairy wings! Too bad."
9. Kristen Bell-"Thats smart, wearing a towel instead of a dress on this rainy night."
10. Jayma Mays-Ahhh! It's a spider web!!!"

Best Dresses: (and more of my comments)

1. Penelope Cruz-Modernly Classic, Beautiful, as Always.
2. Cameron Diaz-Classic, Elegant, and Stunning.
3. Tina Fey-Cute, Poofy, and Lovely!
4. Olivia Wilde-Amazing, Elegant, and Modern.
5. Lea Michele-Classic, and Beautiful.
6. Toni Collette-Sparkly, and Glamourous!
7. Amy Poehler-Super Classic, Fun, and Bright!