Oscars Fashion! What Will it Be Like This Year?

What will the 2010 Oscars look like?

First, we are going back to 2009, to see who could improve on their outfit choices.

Back to the Oscars in 2009!!

Bottom three dresses at the 2009 Oscars:

Beyonce

It looks to me like she is wearing floral wall paper on black drapery.

Heidi Klum

Awkward, and boxy. Like crumpled up red paper.

Miley Cyrus

Some say that this is their favorite dress of the 2009 Oscars, but I must disagree.

Personally, I think the layers look like embroidered place mats, and the bow looks very tacky.

Next Saturday, get ready for the Oscars best and worst dressed! Yay!

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How to be Fashionable, A Complete(ish) Guide

1. Read This Complete(ish) Guide.
2. Act Fashionable.
1. Act like you know what you are doing, even if you don't.
2. Act like you look good, even if you don't.
3. Be Fashionable.
1. Make sure you do know what you are doing.
2. Make sure you look good.
4. Prepare to Make Fashionable Entrances and Exits.
1. Plan how you are going enter and exit
5. Make Fashionable Entrances and Exits.
1. Enter and exit how you planned.
6. Act like you know things about fashion.
1. When someone talks about now designers, companies, classics, and the newest, act like you know what they are talking about, even if you don't.
2. If you don't know how to pronounce a designers name, say it quickly, so the person/people you are talking to will think you know how to pronounce it.
7. Know things about fashion.
1. Know about designers, companies, classics, and the newest.
2. Know how to pronounce designers names (Ehem. I wrote a post about it.)
8. Things to remember:
1. Learn from others mistakes.
2. You learn from failure.
3. Make sure you look perfect.
4. You cant look perfect.
9. Very Important Things to Remember...
1. You cant remember everything.
2. You must remember everything

After reading every post ever posted by me on this blog, and reading this guide (mostly the posts) you know everything (almost) there is to know about being fashionable.